Hot Ham Water

I speak in metaphors and I hear in tongues

July 16, 2014 at 2:50pm
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Reblogged from sehweisen
sehweisen:

emptyglasses-: my ovaries - I solemnly swear that I am up to no good en We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/13434376

sehweisen:

emptyglasses-: my ovaries - I solemnly swear that I am up to no good en We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/13434376

2:43pm
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Reblogged from thatlitsite

Remember, being offended provides no objective indication of ‘right’ and ‘wrong’. It’s nothing more than a barometer of your own emotional control.

— Ricky Gervais (via thatlitsite)

2:41pm
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Reblogged from megandayle
thedailyguineapig:

megandayle:

Whipple says hello !!

Cute lil chub monster!

thedailyguineapig:

megandayle:

Whipple says hello !!

Cute lil chub monster!

2:40pm
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Reblogged from whatshouldwecallme

When I try to make out with my boyfriend and he just falls asleep on me

whatshouldwecallme:

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June 28, 2014 at 7:16am
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May 17, 2014 at 10:50pm
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Reblogged from jenniferbarkley

leslieandannforever:

Ask Amy

OT sunday: some sage advice from amy. remember to practice self care (this may involve waffles)~

(Source: jenniferbarkley)

10:46pm
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Reblogged from sixpenceee

sixpenceee:

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, creepy and science I usually post, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

While we’re waiting for Columbia to figure out its adjudication process, I’m glad there are ways people of all ages and backgrounds can have a safety net. But I sure do like my pepper spray.

(via daenerysknope)

10:43pm
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Reblogged from kosukeueki

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

GRAPHICS makes a hard G sound.

(Source: kosukeueki, via newerslang)

April 28, 2014 at 1:38pm
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Reblogged from axocolumbia
axocolumbia:

CONGRATULATIONS to the newest sisters of Alpha Chi Omega!!!!! We’re so proud to welcome these beautiful women into our sisterhood!

Who ever thought I’d be in the #srat life?

axocolumbia:

CONGRATULATIONS to the newest sisters of Alpha Chi Omega!!!!! We’re so proud to welcome these beautiful women into our sisterhood!

Who ever thought I’d be in the #srat life?

April 22, 2014 at 11:42pm
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Putting articles in CB read… two hours ago.

newerslang

Putting articles in CB read… two hours ago.

newerslang